[BKARTS] clueless book humor

[jp <gympolestar@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

saw this in reader's digest...
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Notice sent to parents:
"Parents. If your child chooses to come to the library in the morning before
school starts, remember that students need to bring a book with them when
they come.  Many students are coming in the library and trying to take books
off the shelves to read."

(the nerve of those kids!)
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Attempting to locate a copy of the popular children's book Archy and
Mehitabel, my wife called a bookstore.
"what's it about?"
"well," my wife said, "it's about a cockroach named Archy who types stories
about  the adventures of his friend, a cat named Mehitabel."
As the clerk looked at his computer, he asked, "Is that fiction or
non-fiction?"

(must be a recent graduate from public school....)
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