Sorry, the legal department missed a typo in the date, it is March 31, 2000!
In efforts to have some fun with what is obviously a silly situation,
I have decided to have a sale just for the members of this list. So,
my recent catalogue 50, our special celebration offering that is
generally sold for $25, is being offered to the members of this list
(if you mention this offer in your order) for the spectacular, one
time only, never likely to be repeated again, you cannot believe it
price of $5.00. This offer is limited to the first ten people who
order.
There are no orange juice squeezers or paring knives that go along as
additional inducements. This is a purely commercial offer; I want to
make some money and I want you to spend some money. This price is so
low that it is well below my costs but this list is so much fun that
I cannot control my base instincts. Further details of this wonderful
offer can be found on our web site. Yes, we do take credit cards,
another commercial situation, and can accept visa and mastercard.
This offer is good only in the United States and will expire as of
midnight March 31, 2000, even if ten people do not take advantage of
my offer.
Have fun!
Best regards,
Don
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Jo Ann Reisler, Ltd.
Fine Childrens and Illustrated Books
Original Illustrative Art