I'll take a copy, if you are in earnest. If you are jesting,
that's OK too; better laugh than cry!
(Incidentally, I think the 2 parties to this cat fight are well met.)
Yours for more humor, Norman
At 10:53 AM 3/28/00 -0800, you wrote:
In efforts to have some fun with what is
obviously a silly situation, I have decided to have a sale just for the
members of this list. So, my recent catalogue 50, our special celebration
offering that is generally sold for $25, is being offered to the members
of this list (if you mention this offer in your order) for the
spectacular, one time only, never likely to be repeated again, you cannot
believe it price of $5.00. This offer is limited to the first ten people
who order.
There are no orange juice squeezers or paring knives that go along as
additional inducements. This is a purely commercial offer; I want to make
some money and I want you to spend some money. This price is so low that
it is well below my costs but this list is so much fun that I cannot
control my base instincts. Further details of this wonderful offer can be
found on our web site. Yes, we do take credit cards, another commercial
situation, and can accept visa and mastercard. This offer is good only in
the United States and will expire as of midnight March 31, 2000l, even if
ten people do not take advantage of my offer.
Have fun!
Best regards,
Don
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